Calories burned during sex

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..........12 Calories
Without her consent....2,187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands............8 Calories
With one hand.............12 Calories
With your teeth..........485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...........6 Calories
Without an erection....3,315 Calories


POSITIONS:
Missionary................12 Calories
69 lying down.............78 Calories
69 standing up...........812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..............216 Calories
Doggy Style..............326 Calories
Italian chandelier.....2,912 Calories


ORGASMS: 
Real.....................112 Calories 
Fake...................1,315 Calories


POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories 
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories


GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years................36 Calories
30-39 years................80 Calories
40-49 years...............124 Calories
50-59 years.............1,972 Calories
60-69 years.............7,916 Calories
70 and over..Results are still pending


DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly........................ ............32 Calories
In a hurry......................... .......98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door....5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door...8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door....13,521 Calories